If you grew up in Australia, you won the lottery – and not just for the endless sunshine and postcard perfect beaches. Read on to reminisce about those good old days with these 20 memories of growing up Australian.
You rug up as soon as it dips below 20 degrees
In the depths of winter, the average maximum temperature in Sydney is 17.4 degrees… or, as that’s known in London, a balmy spring day. Growing up in such warm and sunny climes means that Australians don’t cope too well when the temperature plunges.
Triangles of buttered white bread dipped in hundreds and thousands is a perfectly acceptable party food
In fact, even better than acceptable. All Aussie kids know that when the fairy bread comes out, the party’s getting started.
Fairy bread | © Mary and Andrew/Flickr
You can’t apologise to someone named ‘Ben’ with a straight face
You’ve played a game of ‘heads down, thumbs up’
This classroom game was a dead giveaway that the teacher was just trying to kill time until the bell rang… but you weren’t complaining.
Avocados are one of your basic food groups
They might cost a small fortune and be the reason Australian millennials can’t penetrate the housing market, but we just can’t get enough of the green stuff.
Smashed avocado | © Katherine Lim/Flickr
You’ve been to Bunnings…
But not for tools and timber. Because everyone who grew up in Australia knows that the mammoth hardware chain, with more than 300 locations around the country, is the finest purveyor of a sausage sandwich in town.
You can’t say ‘look at me’ without ripping a bogan accent
Kath & Kim (2002-2007) skewered Australian suburban life with this razor-sharp satire, and dished up quotable quote after quotable quote. “It’s nice, it’s different, it’s unusual”, “Over, O-V-A-H”, “You’re not a freckle – you’re a mole”, and who could forget “Look at moi, look at moi, look at mooooi”.
‘Intos’ is a sacred edict
Short for ‘interference’, the mere utterance of this word could bring even the most intense game of schoolyard handball to a grinding halt.
And so is ‘no hat, no play’
Even though all Australians acknowledge the need to ‘Slip, Slop, Slap’ under the brutal Aussie sun, this unimpeachable school rule ruined many a little lunch for forgetful kids who left their wide-brimmed hat at home.
Mum took you to a Wiggles concert
These days the colourful skivvies perform to a million people a year all around the globe and the iconic foursome of Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff have been replaced – but if you were a ‘90s baby, you saw the original quartet before they were cool.
The Wiggles | © Led2life/Wikimedia Commons
You don’t bat an eyelid at a massive spider
In fact, it wouldn’t feel like a proper trip to the loo without an encounter with at least a daddy long legs. Anyone who grew up in Australia knows there’s no spider that can’t be dealt with by the swift flick of a thong.
You know that stepping on Lego is nothing compared to bindis
Known to science nerds as soliva sessilis, every Aussie kid has suffered the trauma of treading barefoot on the spiky little needles that are the scourge of lawns Australia-wide.
This is a multi-purpose object
The humble esky – also known as a cooler or an ice chest or a ‘chilly bin’ to our Kiwi cousins – not only cools your food and drink, it also serves as a seat, a chopping board, or a set of stumps for a game of backyard cricket.
Esky | © Lianna Henwood/Wikimedia Commons
It feels weird to have Christmas without prawns…
And backyard cricket, and mangos, and sand between your toes. It doesn’t matter how many Christmas movies we watch, the thought of feeling cold on December 25 is just bizarre to people who grew up sweating rather than shivering through the holidays.
Australian Christmas | © Milz/Pexels
But there’s nothing weird about learning the birds and the bees from a talking giraffe in the back of a van
Because Healthy Harold educates 300,000 kids a year in schools from Broome to Bridport and everyone in between.
You’ve been branded by a seat belt buckle in summer
All it takes is 20 minutes in the scorching sun and the metal bit of a seat belt becomes hotter than the surface of the sun, waiting to scald anyone silly enough to touch it.
You can’t pronounce ’13 30 32′ without a lisp
Lube Mobile – nowhere near as rude as it sounds – was one of your favourite ads growing up, if only for the kid wearing a mullet and a flanno at the end, trying to spit out ‘firteen firty firty-two’.
You abbreviate everything
Mosquitos are mozzies, McDonald’s is Macca’s, a barbecue is a barbie, the afternoon is the arvo – even the country’s name isn’t Australia, it’s Straya.
This bad boy provided hours of entertainment
Keep Monopoly in the box. Switch the telly off. Stuff the pool and forget the bike. You and your mates could while away the whole afternoon swinging around on the humble Hills Hoist.
Hills Hoist | © Nick Carson/Wikimedia Commons
You know exactly how to respond when you hear ‘Have you ever, ever felt like this?’
Because even though Round the Twist (1989-2001) was the weirdest TV show you’ve ever seen, all Aussie babies acknowledge that its theme tune is the de facto national anthem.